Monday, January 11, 2010

MAWAGE is what bwings us hewe togedda

McKay and Craig Whittaker
December 29th
Las Vegas Temple
Sealed for time and all eternity
McKay was a beautiful bride. It is crazy to think that she is all grown up and married. I love her so! I am also happy to have a new fun brother, Craig.

As the youngest, McKay has always been picked on and her wedding day was no exception. We did our family tradition and made a roast song. I messed up the video, but here are the lyrics sung to Jonathan Coulton's Skullcrusher Mountain.


Welcome to this wonderful Webb Whitaker wedding
We hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
We guess you've met with the bride and groom
She is stunning--- He is brilliant
But we assure you that they are not all they seem
We have some inside information
Let us fill you in on some juicy details
Here's our roast song for you

McKay, we like this one
So much more than the other 34
How did you kiss so many faces?
Better thank mom and dad for braces.
Craig, she loves you more
Cuz she's not going to Salvador
Now your mission is together
You have a companion now,
try not to kill each other

Craig, you better study hard and make straight A's
You better get to know the stuff yourself
You can't always rely on your iphone
Take care of KZ
She's your princess
Don't give her brownies for every meal
Please remember to do the chores like:
cooking, washing, cleaning, sweeping
Cuz she won't do them for you

McKay, we like this one
So much more than the other 34
How did you kiss so many faces?
Better thank mom and dad for braces.
Craig, she loves you more
Cuz she's not going to Salvador
Now your mission is together
You have a companion now,forever and ever.
FOREVER AND EVER
FOREVER AND EVER

2 comments:

Justin said...

Awesome. Will your family do a roast song for our next anniversary?

Jared and Laurel said...

I love it!! What a great tradition.